● Independent audit · No retainer · No pitch

Is your SEO agency just billing for reports?

An independent audit of your SEO program and what your agency actually delivers. A clear verdict in 5 days: keep them, renegotiate, or fire them.

Get your audit for $999 Not ready? Free keyword gap →

Read-only access. Delivered in 5 business days.

Audited personally by Kai D, 15 years ranking ecommerce and content sites. Not a tool, not a junior.

Organic keyword rankings yourbrand.com

^#3 leather weekender bag720 searches / mo 0

^#8 canvas duffel bag1,900 searches / mo 4

^#14 best travel backpack5,400 searches / mo 9

^#22 laptop messenger bag2,400 searches / mo 6

Organic traffic · last 6 months↓ flat to declining

9 keywords slipping off page 1

Traffic flat for 6 months

● The problem

SEO is where agencies hide, because the results take months to show up.

You hired an agency so you wouldn't have to live inside Search Console. The trade-off is that the report they send is the only read you get on whether the work is moving anything.

Traffic is not the same as revenue. An agency can grow sessions on blog posts that never sell while your money pages stay invisible, and a rankings report full of easy, low-intent keywords can hide a year of going nowhere. It's an easy story to tell, and most agencies don't volunteer a more honest one.

It usually isn't fraud. It's an information gap that happens to favor the people you're paying, and this audit closes it. We pull your actual data and give you a straight assessment, with no pitch at the end and no retainer offer. We have nothing to sell you after.

● Who audits your account

An SEO operator runs the audit, not your agency.

I've spent 15 years ranking ecommerce and content sites, on the technical side and the content side both. I've recovered sites from algorithm hits, untangled crawl and indexation messes, and built content that ranks on the pages that actually drive revenue.

This is not a pitch deck, and I'm not trying to win your account. I work in this every day, which is exactly why I can open your account and see what's real, what's vanity traffic, and where a retainer is being spent on keywords that will never make you money. This is a flat fee. You keep the report, you make your own call, and we have no relationship to manage afterward.

Kai D · SEO & content specialist · 15 years organic growth

● Track record

Fifteen years of rankings, not a sales deck.

The operator who has ranked sites across ecommerce, marketplaces, and content is the one reading your account. This is the experience you're actually buying.

15yrs

In technical and content SEO

500+

Sites audited and ranked

100M+

Organic sessions driven

5-day

Written verdict, no retainer pitch

● What we audit

Three things, looked at honestly.

Technical

Technical & crawl

If Google can't crawl and trust your site, nothing else you do ranks.

Indexation and crawl health
Core Web Vitals and site speed
Site architecture and internal linking
Crawl waste and wasted budget
Mobile and rendering issues

Content

Content & keywords

Are you ranking on the pages that sell, or just the ones that are easy?

Money-page keyword coverage
Search intent match
Content gaps vs. competitors
Keyword cannibalization
Thin and decaying content

Agency

Agency accountability

Are they reporting honestly? Is the work strategic or busywork?

Vanity traffic vs. revenue keywords
Backlink quality vs. spam
Work quality vs. retainer cost
What they should be doing that they're not
Verdict: stay, renegotiate, or leave

● The verdict

One straight call. Keep them, renegotiate, or fire them.

KEEP

They're doing strong work at a fair price. We show you exactly where, so you can double down with confidence.

RENEGOTIATE

Good in parts, overpaying in others. We hand you the specifics to fix the scope and the price.

FIRE

You're getting taken. We show you the evidence and what to do next, including how to brief a replacement.

● The deliverable

See exactly what you're buying.

● SEO audit · sample Your agency

Money keywords · current position vs 90-day trend

KeywordPos.90d

best travel backpack 14 9

laptop messenger bag 22 6

canvas duffel bag 8 4

leather weekender bag 3 0

Organic traffic vs reachable potential

Today

8.2k

Reachable in 6 mo

26k

The gap is demand your money pages already rank for, just not high enough to capture it.

18 pages losing rankings to content decay

4 pages cannibalizing the same keyword

2,100 URLs wasting crawl budget on thin content

9 quick wins one position off page 1

9 quick wins worth keeping

Money pages already ranking and a clean technical base are doing real work. We flag what's working so you protect it.

11 money keywords you're missing

High-intent terms your competitors own and you don't, plus pages decaying out of the index. We show you exactly which.

7 fixes, ranked by revenue

From a crawl-budget leak to thin product copy. Ordered by what earns most, first.

One plain-language verdict

No jargon, no hedging. A recommendation you could forward to your CEO and have it land.

● What you get

What we found, what it means, what to do.

Most audits are really pitch decks. They make everything look broken so the only way out is to hire the people who ran it. This isn't that. We have nothing to sell you at the end and no retainer waiting, so the report just tells you the truth: what's working, what isn't, and what to do next. A clear document, not a 40-slide deck, and it's yours to keep.

✓

● Our guarantee

If we don't find three things worth acting on, you don't pay.

We've never opened an account and found nothing. If yours is the first, the audit is free.

● How it works

No sales pitch. No proposal process.

Book and pay

Pay $999 upfront. No sales pitch to sit through, no proposal process. The only call is a short onboarding one after you buy, to get access.

Onboarding call and access

Right after payment we book a short onboarding call to get oriented. Then a quick intake form and read-only access to your Search Console, Google Analytics, your SEO tool, and your agency's reporting.

Get your verdict

Within 5 business days: a written audit with findings and a plain-English recommendation.

● Pricing

One flat fee. No agenda.

You're paying a retainer every month for work you can't see. This costs $999, once, and tells you whether that retainer is earning its keep.

$999

One-time. Delivered in 5 business days.

Full technical SEO audit
Money-page keyword coverage
Content gap analysis
Backlink quality review
Written report with findings
Plain-English verdict: stay, renegotiate, or leave

Book my audit

Read-only access only. We never touch your site or change anything.

● Free · No access needed

Not ready for the full audit? See the keywords your competitor is taking.

Give us your store and your biggest competitor. We pull the high-intent keywords they rank for and you don't, flag the ones already within reach, and send you the gap. No account access, no call, no cost.

Money keywords your competitor ranks for and you don't
Search intent: which gaps are buyers, not browsers
Quick wins: rankings you can catch in 90 days
Where you already win, so you protect it
The one move worth making first

Get your free keyword gap

We compare your store to your competitor and send the keywords they own that you don't. The paid audit covers what's hidden inside your account and agency reports.

No spam. You get your keyword gap once we've run it, and nothing else unless you ask.

Questions, answered.

What access do you need?+

Read-only access to your Google Search Console and Google Analytics, your SEO tool if you use one like Ahrefs or Semrush, and your last two or three agency reports. It takes about 10 minutes to set up, and we walk you through it on the onboarding call. We never touch your site or change anything.

What if my agency is actually doing fine?+

Then you'll get proof that they are, plus a few fixes to push them further. Knowing for certain that your spend is well managed is worth $999 on its own.

Will you try to sell me your agency?+

No. There's no pitch and no retainer offer at the end. The audit is the entire product. If you ask us who else to talk to, we'll point you somewhere honest.

How fast is it really?+

Five business days from the moment we have access. If something will take longer, we tell you up front.

Who sees my data?+

Only us, read-only, and we delete our access the moment we deliver the audit. We never share your data with any agency.

Do you cover channels other than SEO?+

This audit covers SEO and content. We also run audits for email and SMS, Meta ads, Google ads, and CRO. Ask us and we'll point you to the right one.

Stop guessing. Get the verdict.

Five days from now you could know exactly whether your agency is earning their retainer. Or you could keep wondering.

Book my audit for $999

One-time payment. 5-day turnaround. No sales pitch.