An independent audit of your email & SMS programs and what your agency actually delivers. A clear verdict in 5 days: keep them, renegotiate, or fire them.
Audited personally by Jason Hui, 15 years building DTC email & SMS programs. Not a tool, not a junior.
You hired an agency so you wouldn't have to live inside Klaviyo. The trade-off is that their report is the only read you get on whether it's working.
Last-click attribution inflates email revenue by 30 to 50% in a typical Klaviyo account. It's the default setting, and most agencies don't volunteer to change it.
It usually isn't fraud. It's an information gap that happens to favor the people you're paying, and this audit closes it. We pull your actual data and give you a straight assessment, with no pitch at the end and no retainer offer. We have nothing to sell you after.
I've spent 15 years agency-side building email and SMS programs for DTC brands, after five years in enterprise tech consulting. I run an agency today. That's exactly why I can read one of these accounts in an afternoon and see what's real, what's inflated, and what's being left on the table.
This is not a pitch deck, and I'm not pitching you on switching to me. This is a flat fee. You keep the report, you make your own call, and we have no relationship to manage afterward. The only thing I'm selling is the read.
I've built these programs. Now I'll read yours.
Is your list healthy? Are your flows making money? Are you getting honest attribution?
High-margin channel or compliance liability. We'll tell you which one yours is.
Are they reporting honestly? Is the work strategic or execution on autopilot?
They're doing strong work at a fair price. We show you exactly where, so you can double down with confidence.
Good in parts, overpaying in others. We hand you the specifics to fix the scope and the price.
You're getting taken. We show you the evidence and what to do next, including how to brief a replacement.
Your welcome and abandonment flows are pulling their weight. We flag what's working so you protect it.
Reporting hours and "strategy" line items with no output attached. We show you the receipts.
From a broken post-purchase flow to a list that's quietly decaying. Ordered by what earns most, first.
No jargon, no hedging. A recommendation you could forward to your CEO and have it land.
Most audits are really pitch decks. They make everything look broken so the only way out is to hire the people who ran it. This isn't that. We have nothing to sell you at the end and no retainer waiting, so the report just tells you the truth: what's working, what isn't, and what to do next. A clear document, not a 40-slide deck, and it's yours to keep.
We've never opened an account and found nothing. If yours is the first, the audit is free.
Pay $999 upfront. No sales pitch to sit through, no proposal process. The only call is a short onboarding one after you buy, to get access.
Right after payment we book a short onboarding call to get oriented. Then a quick intake form and read-only access to Klaviyo, your SMS platform, and your agency's reporting.
Within 5 business days: a written audit with findings and a plain-English recommendation.
You're spending $3,000 to $10,000 a month. This costs $999, once, and tells you whether that spend is working.
Read-only access only. We never touch your accounts, send to your lists, or change any settings.
We follow the path a new customer takes, from your Meta ads to your landing page to your popup to your welcome emails. Then we send you a 5-point teardown of where that journey leaks. No account access, no call, no cost.
We subscribe and watch your full welcome flow, then send the teardown once it finishes. The paid audit covers what's hidden inside the account.
No spam. You get your teardown once your welcome flow wraps, and nothing else unless you ask.
Read-only access to your email platform (Klaviyo or similar), your SMS platform, and your last two or three agency reports. It takes about 10 minutes to set up, and we walk you through it on the onboarding call. We never touch your accounts, send to your lists, or change any settings.
Then you'll get proof that they are, plus a few fixes to push them further. Knowing for certain that your money is well spent is worth $999 on its own.
No. There's no pitch and no retainer offer at the end. The audit is the entire product. If you ask us who else to talk to, we'll point you somewhere honest.
Five business days from the moment we have access. If something will take longer, we tell you up front.
Only us, read-only, and we delete our access the moment the audit is delivered. Your data is never shared with any agency.
This audit covers email and SMS. We also run audits for paid social, paid search, SEO, and CRO. Ask us and we'll point you to the right one.
Five days from now you could know exactly whether your agency is earning their retainer. Or you could keep wondering.
Book my audit — $999One-time payment. 5-day turnaround. No sales pitch.