An independent audit of your Meta ads account and what your agency actually delivers. A clear verdict in 5 days: keep them, renegotiate, or fire them.
Audited personally by Jessie Healy, 15 years and $50M+ in Meta & Google ad spend. Not a tool, not a junior.
You hired an agency so you wouldn't have to live inside Ads Manager. The trade-off is that the dashboard they screenshot is the only read you get on whether the spend is working.
Meta grades its own homework. Platform-reported ROAS takes credit for sales that would have happened anyway, through view-through windows and retargeting people who were already going to buy. It's the default view, and most agencies don't volunteer a more honest one.
It usually isn't fraud. It's an information gap that happens to favor the people you're paying, and this audit closes it. We pull your actual account data and give you a straight assessment, with no pitch at the end and no retainer offer. We have nothing to sell you after.
I've spent 15 years in performance marketing, managing more than $50M in ad spend across Meta and Google and driving over $2.5B in revenue for ecommerce brands. I led paid social for Etsy, Farfetch, and Candy Kittens, then built my own agency, scaled it to seven figures, and sold it in 2023.
This is not a pitch deck, and I'm not trying to win your account. I run an ads agency today, which is exactly why I can open a Meta account and see in an afternoon what's real, what's inflated, and what's quietly bleeding budget. This is a flat fee. You keep the report, you make your own call, and we have no relationship to manage afterward. The only thing I'm selling is the read.
What's behind your audit
Led paid social for Etsy · Farfetch · Candy Kittens · Totter & Tumble
Is your budget buying new customers, or buying back ones you already had?
Creative is most of Meta performance now. Is yours being tested like it?
Are they reporting honestly? Is the work strategic or execution on autopilot?
They're doing strong work at a fair price. We show you exactly where, so you can double down with confidence.
Good in parts, overpaying in others. We hand you the specifics to fix the scope and the price.
You're getting taken. We show you the evidence and what to do next, including how to brief a replacement.
Your best creatives and a tight prospecting setup are pulling real weight. We flag what's working so you protect it.
Overlapping audiences, branded retargeting, and zombie ad sets still taking budget. We show you the receipts.
From creative fatigue to a misfiring Conversions API setup. Ordered by what returns most, first.
No jargon, no hedging. A recommendation you could forward to your CEO and have it land.
Most audits are really pitch decks. They make everything look broken so the only way out is to hire the people who ran it. This isn't that. We have nothing to sell you at the end and no retainer waiting, so the report just tells you the truth: what's working, what isn't, and what to do next. A clear document, not a 40-slide deck, and it's yours to keep.
We've never opened an account and found nothing. If yours is the first, the audit is free.
Pay $999 upfront. No sales pitch to sit through, no proposal process. The only call is a short onboarding one after you buy, to get access.
Right after payment we book a short onboarding call to get oriented. Then a quick intake form and read-only access to your Meta Ads Manager, Business Manager, and your agency's reporting.
Within 5 business days: a written audit with findings and a plain-English recommendation.
You're spending tens of thousands a month on Meta. This costs $999, once, and tells you whether that spend is working.
Read-only access only. We never touch your account, change budgets, or pause anything.
We pull your live ads from the Meta Ad Library, follow the click to your landing page, and send you a 5-point teardown of where that funnel leaks. No account access, no call, no cost.
We pull your public ads and follow the funnel, then send the teardown once we've reviewed them. The paid audit covers what's hidden inside the account.
No spam. You get your teardown once we've reviewed your ads, and nothing else unless you ask.
Read-only access to your Meta Ads Manager and Business Manager, plus your last two or three agency reports. It takes about 10 minutes to set up, and we walk you through it on the onboarding call. We never touch your account, change budgets, or pause anything.
Then you'll get proof that they are, plus a few fixes to push them further. Knowing for certain that your spend is well managed is worth $999 on its own.
No. There's no pitch and no retainer offer at the end. The audit is the entire product. If you ask us who else to talk to, we'll point you somewhere honest.
Five business days from the moment we have access. If something will take longer, we tell you up front.
Only us, read-only, and we delete our access the moment we deliver the audit. We never share your data with any agency.
This audit covers Meta paid social. We also run audits for email and SMS, Google ads, SEO, and CRO. Ask us and we'll point you to the right one.
Five days from now you could know exactly whether your agency is earning their retainer. Or you could keep wondering.
Book my audit for $999One-time payment. 5-day turnaround. No sales pitch.